This week’s question is a good one. Let’s have a look:
Question:
Oh, I don’t work there. I was just going to give her an allowance!!!
Oh, I don’t work there. I was just going to give her an allowance!!!
Answer: If you suck my footlong, I’ll give you a coupon baby.
Melts my heart every time.
make it 50%
Easiest way to get fired.
Why would a woman date you if you can only pay for 5% of a Subway meal? Buy her lunch at Subway or dinner at a nice restaurant.
Tell her straight up…keep trying, eventually somebody will take the offer.
Friend, if slipping her a couple of coupons doesn’t do the trick then she isn’t worth pursuing. Just slip a few coupons in her hand (use the one that isn’t down your pants taking care of bidness, okay?) and watch her eyes light up. You can download all kinds of coupons from the internet nowadays. Good luck!
If someone offered me a Subway discount to date them, I’d tell them to keep it, and I would never date them. If you’re going to try to "buy" a woman, don’t start it off by showing how cheap you are. How about asking her out and leaving money out of the mix?