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What's an Expiration Date?

I just love answering these dating questions. Here’s another:

Question: And why do people say that any woman’s expiration date is 40? Does it mean they ’start’ to get wrinkly or does it mean they don’t think she is not even the slightest bit hot anymore?

Why do they care if women are in the expiration date? We obviously date girls who are the same age and generation as us. We don’t care about older girls.
dove - so you are self hating

Answer: Men expire at 35.

Men over 35 have man boobs, pot bellies, shrivelled limp penises, saggy old balls and grey pubes.

I’m honestly not attracted to guys over 24 (I’m 19) and when I grow up, I’m gonna be a cougar. I’ll never date a guy over 30. Ever.


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abrakadabra
abrakadabra

is this question or an answer ?

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dove
dove

i expired on 25 october 2009……no, i was humoring you

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SIOBVE
SIOBVE

the ‘expiration date’ as you say, is when you can no longer feel that you can grow together with a person in any way. if all you care about is growing orgasms, then the expiration date will be a sexual one. if you only care about NASCAR then when the other person is no longer interested in NASCAR, then they will no longer be of any interest to you.

there’s no need to get stuck to people just out of some pretend love thing. don’t worry about kids. just stare at them and they’ll go away.

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The Man
The Man

A woman’s expiration date is NOT 40.
It’s much sooner than that.

Her expiration date is her "window of opportunity" to snag a suitable mate …. and have AT LEAST one child with him which biologically elevates her chances that he will support her even AFTER she has passed her "expiration date". Because even after he looses all attraction for her, he will tell himself "well she IS after all the mother of my children."

This is why women are MUCH more bent on having their OWN kids instead of adopting. It’s a means of leverage and women are hardwired for this.

Men don’t have an "expiration date". They are LESS attractive to women when they are younger… but GROW more attractive to women over time into perpetuity because a man’s worth INCREASES over times. This is why you see 15 and 17 year olds like this……. who are attracted to men 30, 40, ad 50 years of age.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AiMbRV1urlqRZduOxVQxE8vSDH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20110203234637AACn3Me

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AspKrWLMJvc0V8BV0UzE9Svsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20110724160651AA2kvPM

In other words… men age like wine.
Women age like MILK.

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Xavier
Xavier

You wouldn’t drink milk or eat fish past its expiration date would you?

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The Grappler
The Grappler

Use By Date then. After that the fish starts to smell and the meat to go off. The idea is to suggest to women that they have no beauty value after that age. As a senior citizen - I disagree - some are extremely beautiful after that age. Beauty may be only skin deep - but it is still there covering fine bone structure and face shape, balance of features, figure, personality, etc. all of which make up the whole picture that is attractive.

It’s part of the feminist-inspired game called ‘Petty Revenge’.



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